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Big Brother - Lunatic Asylum style. by Tawana
Youve all
enjoyed the Big Brother Program on Channel 4, now Useless Eaters
Productions is proposing a new program Big Brother Lunatic Asylum
Style for Channel 6.
The idea is quite simple take 15 disturbed or rebellious people,
put them together on a ward at St Martins Hospital, give
them no tasks or things to do, pump them full of toxic
psychiatric medications, observer them and then the staff and
psychiatrist vote them out, one by one. Being voted out depends
on the contestants being submissive and complaint, devoid of any
imaginative thought or will-power and the acceptance of
psychiatric medications once they have been evicted. The last
contestant winning a super prize!
The contestants will be woken at 9am each morning and told to get
up by the production staff that will also cook their meals and
give them medication. They will not be allowed much contact with
the outside world, one newspaper, a TV and a radio will be
supplied. A table- tennis table, multi-gym and pool table will
also be available, but this is meant as an experiment into how
the contestants will react due to their inability to concentrate
and lethargy brought about by the medications. The doors to the
outside world will be locked at all times and contestants will
only be allowed out with a member of the production staff if they
are close to being evicted. Notes will be made on each contestant
by the production staff who will obverse them continually. These
notes will be marked confidential but this will not be true all
of the program staff will have access.
If a contestant has had enough and wishes to leave he or she will
not be considered for eviction that week and will be considered
for a time in seclusion if they become aggressive. It is a sign
of non-compliance.
If a patient becomes depressed, about his or her situation, this
will be viewed as unacceptable and the punishment will be either
increased toxic medications or closed-head brain damage, known to
production staff as Electro-Convulsive Therapy. The production
staff will have the keys to all bedrooms, bathrooms, the outside
world, the kitchen and the laundry. Thus stripping the
contestants of any privacy.
Contestants fighting amongst themselves is acceptable but if they
are aggressive towards production staff then their punishment
will be instant medication and a night in seclusion. Money is
rationed by Finance, smoking is acceptable but drinking is not. I.e.
the production (Psychiatrist) chooses the brain damaging
chemicals to enter the contestant brains not the contestants. Sex
is unacceptable between contestants for the simply reason they
are contestants and not normal. The medication will hopefully
strip male contestants of any sexually desire or ability.
Contestants will not be allowed to harm themselves in any way.
Harm to the contestants is through the medication and ECT only
and may only be prescribed by the producer.
Contestants do not have to agree to take part in this
competition, The Producers can decide who will take part by
serving a Section on the contestant. Program
Security, known to contestants as The Police will enforce any
decision made by the Producer.
The last remaining contestants will be deemed Treatment
Resistive and will have won the competition. The prize will
be a long term stay in the Big Brother Lunatic Asylum Ward and
perhaps a trip to a more secure ward where the contestants has
the opportunity to be bullied by sadistic production staff until
he or she is voted out by the program Director (The Home
Secretary).
Contestants will be so unconcerned about themselves that
compensation claims for any permanent medication-induced side
effects such as tardive dyskinesea, tardive akathisea, tardive
dystonia, tardive dementia, neuro-malignant syndrome or brain
shrinkage are unlikely to succeed allowing the program to take
place on Channel 6 indefinitely .
It should be an amusing and profitable experiment for everyone on
the production staff.
The Producers decision is final.
This program is sponsored by
HALIPERODOL
Bring Brain damage to the masses.