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Headphones DO work!

Re. "Psycho-headphones" cartoon in Perceptions 10

I too never thought they did until I put Mozart's Requiem through them at volume. I couldn't hear the abusive noise from the neighbours at all. It completely drowned them out. Bloody good stuff to have on is Mozart! If you just want a bit of peace and quiet then bang him up loud in your headphones, and it's as if everything's normal again - no one having a go at you. (Of course they still are, only you can't hear them). And not only that, but if you have the requiem up really loud, you can't hear yourself think either!

Absolute bliss, Mozart!

Yours faithfully

Martin Maloney